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I was gonna add Madonna to the list because as a gay person she makes me happy and I like her music. But she has been behaving like a cunt towards Gaga all year and she’s a major bitch. Also she needs to start acting her age so she’s not on my list.

Also Lana Del Rey, Batman and Spongebob deserve honorable mention.

tvhousehusband:

Chelsea Handler
By Kathy Griffin

Look, I don’t know how Chelsea Handler does it. She presides over her own media empire — talk show, sitcom, books — all while sharing a network with Ryan Seacrest and the Kardashians. To hell with the TIME 100; she should be Person of the Year just for putting up with Khloe.
What I love about Chelsea, 37, is that she gets the joke. She has not bought into the Hollywood myth that celebrities walk on water. She’s still a trash-talking gal from Jersey. Sure, she’s an extremely wealthy trash-talking gal from Jersey, but her authenticity is 100 proof. And yes, I made a vodka reference during a Chelsea Handler tribute. You knew it was coming.
Few women in comedy have gotten the attention and respect of the Establishment. Chelsea has, while being raw, hilarious and unafraid to cross the line — and take it from me, that combination doesn’t always go over. And Seacrest, if you’re reading this, remember: it won’t be long before Chelsea can buy and sell you.

I love all of these women. Kathy and Chelsea are my favorites. I think it just comes with being gay. I love the Kathy, Chelsea, Joan River, Tyra… etc. All the funny ladies. I love em all.

Is that Vera Wang?